The Christophilm Blog

SFL 358 Blog Entry #6 - The Tree of Life

2012-01-27T13:23:00.003-05:00

Now, you may be thinking, "Wait a minute, Chris, I thought this movie was about Brad Pitt and Sean Penn having family difficulties or something, so why on earth did you post a picture of some dinosaurs?" Well, all I can say is, though it takes place both in the 1950's and the 2000's and centers on Brad Pitt's (or Sean Penn's?) character, this is indeed a picture from the movie. Needless to say, this is a weird movie!

Before I go on, I must admit I only watched the first 50 minutes. I simply couldn't take any more! The only reason I wanted to watch it is because it's on of the Best Picture nominees this year, but it turns out that wasn't enough of a reason to get me to watch the whole thing. It's very disjointed and hard to follow. At about 20 minutes into the film, you get about 15 minutes of CG nebulae and creation on earth. And, as the picture suggests, you get some dinosaurs! Why, you ask? Shoot, I ask that, too! Why??? If you can stick it out, then go for it, but just know that it's going to get weird!

In terms of media, it doesn't appear to have anything inappropriate in it :)

SFL 358 Blog Entry #5 - Parks and Recreation

2012-01-26T18:25:00.003-05:00

I just wanna give a shout-out to one of my favorite TV shows right now! First, to those of you who watched the show when it first started and were not impressed, or felt like it was a rip-off of The Office, let me tell you I felt the same way! Season 1 was not very impressive. They hadn't quite figured out what they were going for and none of the characters were particularly likable. I gave up watching pretty quickly.

However, a year or two later, I heard that it was actually a good show. My friend explained to me that it got a whole lot better after the first season, so I checked it out. And LOVED it! Season 2 was really good! And then they added a couple great characters for season 3 and it got even better! I definitely recommend giving it a shot. It has developed its own rhythm and no longer feels like The Office. It's also a pretty clean show, at least compared to a lot of what's out there now. Watch it! Just don't bother with the first season!

SFL 358 Blog Entry #4 - Rise of the Planet of the Apes

2012-01-20T13:07:00.003-05:00

Here's another great movie. It's the prequel to the original Planet of the Apes, telling the story of how the apes become more intelligent beings. The protagonist, played by James Franco, is a scientist trying to find the cure to Alzheimer's. He comes up with a serum that enables the brain to repair and rebuild cells and tests it on chimpanzees, only it actually makes them incredibly smart. Mischief and mayhem ensue.

I really didn't know what to expect for this one, but the effects looked cool. I was very impressed however, with the movie as an entirety. The characters are very believable as well as all the motives. I was left with no unwanted questions, such as why the character does what he does or how something happens. I also have to give mad props to the digital effects team. The apes are so realistic, especially the main chimp, Caesar. Andy Serkis did an amazing job giving him a distinct personality.

The only negative effects of media in this movie would be because of violence. Though it isn't gory, there is plenty of violence as the apes rise up against the humans. Some of it is somewhat glorified, and by that, I mean flippin' awesome! It's interesting, though, as I think about it, because I realize that all the "awesome" acts of violence are inflicted by apes on humans. You're actually rooting for the apes, which is odd because if this scenario were real, they'd definitely be the bad guys! Hmm... like I said, though, great movie!

SFL 358 Blog Entry #3 - X-Men: First Class

2012-01-17T18:35:00.003-05:00

Before I saw it, I had heard mixed reviews, even from people whose opinion I really trust. It looked cool, but was some of the bad acting I had head about going to ruin the whole movie? After I watched it, though, I actually thought it was pretty good. Last week, I bought the movie and then watched the special features and the movie again, and I loved it! Some of the acting wasn't great (January Jones, I'm looking at you), but at the same time, some of it was phenomenal! James McAvoy (Xavier) and Michael Fassbender (Magneto) really made it a great movie. If you're extremely loyal to the comics, you might not enjoy some of the differences, but if you like the previous movies (well, X-Men 1 and 2), this is a great prequel. I highly recommend it!

As far as media content is concerned, it wasn't too bad. The worst of it falls into the clothing category. One of the characters, Emma Frost, is constantly showing cleavage and there are some other scantily-clad women as well. The violence in the film, however, is handled very well, and none of it is glorified, really. In fact, Xavier consistently tries to avoid violence and talk others out of it as well. He calls for more peaceful means of handling conflict. Great movie!

SFL 358 Blog Entry #2 - In Time

2012-01-11T12:54:00.004-05:00

This movie has a really great premise, but doesn't carry it out very well. It takes place in the future when humans have been genetically manipulated to not age past 25. When they reach the age of 25, the countdown begins. As they work to prolong their lives and extend the clock that displays on their arm, time is literally money. Justin Timberlake's character, who has grown up in the poorest district, fights to give the poor more time and bring down the entire corrupt system.

I like this unique idea and I feel like it could have been a great movie. However, the story that proceeds feels like it is being made up as you watch it. It feels like the director didn't really know where he wanted to go with it, and so he just hastily threw scenes together and came up with an ending that seemed fit. My biggest problem was the amount of questions I left the theater with. Not deep, thought-provoking questions, like "What would I do in such a world?", but rather "Why on earth did they do that? What was the point? Why did that happen? What was their motivation?" These are the kinds of questions that should usually be answered in a film. Finally, my other main beef with this movie is how the vast majority of the actors who are pretending to be 25 are obviously older. I can understand that it would be very difficult to find enough good actors who are 25, but many of the ones they chose were just not believable!

In regards to the effects of the media, this PG-13 movie was rather mild (at least I think it was). There was some violence, but it was nothing graphic. The profanity was pretty low, with only one f-bomb (which was really unnecessary). Some of the violence is glorified, but most of it is shown as evil. I don't believe this media would be very harmful.

SFL 358 Blog Entry #1 - Warrior

2012-01-09T13:07:00.004-05:00

I enjoyed Warrior. It is a story of two brothers who have grown up separately but have come from the same broken home. For various reasons, they both end up entering a high-stakes Mixed Martial Arts tournament where they work to overcome their opponents as well as their myriad family issues. The action was very engaging and the characters were quite realistic. It was very well made.

The good themes found in the movie (at least the ones that are not spoilers) are those of hard work and perseverance. One of the brothers, Brendan, is a former MMA fighter-turned-high school physics teacher who is falling behind on the bills. In the face of losing his home where he lives with his wife and children, he decides to get back into shape so that he can earn some real money fighting. Unlike his ex-Marine brother Tommy, his victories don't come easily for him. He's been out of the fighting for a while and he's up against men who do nothing but fight for a living. His determination to fight for his family's well-being in the face of steep odds is quite inspiring.

Apart from the obvious violence (which, compared to other fighting movies, including Rocky, is not very bloody at all), some themes that might be harmful have to do with the broken family. The father, who used to be a severe alcoholic, heavily abused the mother and his two sons until the mother left and took Tommy with her. It wasn't long before she died. This history of abuse and drunkenness has caused so much strife between the father, Tommy, and Brendan. Even now, when the father has been sober for nearly 1,000 days and begs for his sons' forgiveness, they still hate him and deny him completely. They even resent each other for not being where they should have. The many strongly negative feelings towards family could be harmful to those who are already sensitive to such issues. The movie does not make a strong case in favor of forgiving others. It only shows how hurt and resentful family members can be to those who have wronged them.

The New SlumBlock Bloom of Lies

2009-10-22T18:35:00.013-04:00

How's that for creating a title using five different movies, eh? Eh? I refer, of course, to the five latest movies I've seen - The New World, The Brothers Bloom, 16 Blocks, Slumdog Millionaire, and Body of Lies. These aren't necessarily new movies, in fact, they are all on DVD now, but these are the latest that I've seen that are new to me. I usually watch them while doing laundry, seeing as it's the only time I have for watching movies nowadays. Well, without any further ado, I present to you my review of The New SlumBlock Bloom of Lies!

The New World

Rotten Tomatoes' Score: 61%

My Score: 4.5/10

I can't say I went into this one with particularly positive expectations. The reason I watched it is because I am currently taking a U.S. history class and we recently talked about Jamestown, so I wanted to see something about it. From a historical perspective, I believe the film is rather accurate, but then again, what do I know about the details? Not much...

I'll start with the positive, which will go pretty quickly, and then I'll kinda tear it up. I think the best aspect of the film was the effort on the part of the filmmakers. It was apparent that they went to great lengths to make it look as authentic as possible from costumes, to sets, to even filming it within miles of the actual location. I think they successfully recreated 1607 Jamestown, which is quite an accomplishment. The other thing I liked also got on my nerves sometimes, and that's the music. James Horner (of Troy, A Beautiful Mind, and Mighty Joe Young, incidentally) composed the score, which plays a vital part in the film. I really like his music, and I certainly can't complain that there isn't enough of it in The New World. In fact, there is a bit too much. There are long periods in the film in during which only the music is heard and something dramatic is taking place. Now, there's nothing wrong with this in and of itself, but at these points, the music ends up extremely loud and repetitive, thus taking away from the moment. I felt like these parts of the movie would have been much better experienced listening to the live orchestra, and having the movie playing on a little screen on the stage.

And that leads me to what I didn't like. My #1 complaint would definitely be editing. The movie felt SO hacked up! It seriously felt like the director's five-year old son got a hold of the film and just went to town on it, making awkward cuts here and pasting it there. Now, one might argue that this editing is stylish, but style shouldn't confuse and piss off the viewer as he's trying to figure out what just happened.

My other main complaint is how boring it is. It was only my misplaced sense of duty that made me finish watching it, though I certainly didn't want to. It's really slow and to me, uninteresting. They focus A LOT on Pocahontas (though I noticed they never say that name in the movie) and her love interests (Collin Farrell and Christian Bale). It isn't even until an hour and a half into the movie that we finally see Christian Bale.

So, I can't help but wonder if I simply missed the point of the movie, because it seems like it should have been so much better. I can't really recommend it, though. Sorry, Mr. Bale, please don't get mad at me!

The Brothers Bloom

Rotten Tomatoes' Score: 62%

My Score: 8/10

I really enjoyed this one! I really like heist movies in general, and this did not let me down. It's about two brothers (Mark Ruffalo and Adrian Brody) who, from the time they were children, have always been running schemes to get money. Their theme is that everyone always gets what they want, even if it's not a remotely honest plan. We join them on one final scheme with Rachel Weiss as the target. Hilarity ensues.

This is one of those movies that constantly keeps you guessing as to who's playing whom, and what kind of tricks they have up their sleeves. Rachel Weiss's character is really funny. She plays a rich recluse without any social skills. I really don't want to say more about the film in fear of spoiling it, but I strongly recommend it. I might even buy it some day.

16 Blocks

Rotten Tomatoes' Score: 56%

My Score: 7/10

I wasn't intending on seeing this movie, but it was a pleasant surprise. It's actually a decent thriller. Bruce Willis plays a character that's so different from his usual roles. He is an old, worn-out cop who has a drinking problem. The character is quite pathetic, which is pretty cool to see since Willis usually plays the cool, confident hero. Mos Def plays a convict who is about to be a witness in a court, and Willis has to escort him to the courthouse, 16 blocks away. Pretty simple, huh? Yup. They walk down without incident to the courthouse, and the movie is over. It's about 15 minutes long - a decent short film. I jest...

As you can imagine, much intrigue ensues, and things don't go exactly according to plan. Mos Def's character is really annoying at first because of his voice, but you get used to it, and it's a rather enjoyable film. It wasn't one of my favorites or anything, but I would suggest a rental.

Slumdog Millionaire

Rotten Tomatoes' Score: 93%

My Score: 9.5/10

As you may be aware, this film won Best Picture this year by director Danny Boyle. In fact, you've probably seen it. I hadn't seen it, however, until about a week ago, but I loved it. It's an amazing story and it's told so uniquely. Though it has the potential to be quite depressing, the upbeat music keeps it light and fun. I really like Danny Boyle's movies so far (with only a slight exception of 28 Days Later), and this one did not disappoint. I'd really like to own Slumdog and see some of the special features. As far as the R rating is concerned, it was a very mild R movie. There is violence and some language (though most, if not all, is in a different language), but it's really not that bad. Or, maybe I'm just that desensitized to all that. Hmm...

Body of Lies

Rotten Tomatoes' Score: 51%

My Score: 8/10

I was really shocked to see Body of Lies receive a 51% on Rotten Tomatoes after I saw it. I thought it was really well made. It takes place in the Middle East, and so it is all about the unrest and violence there. Leonardo DiCaprio plays a government agent who lives there and is constantly under fire, while Russel Crowe plays the head of the Middle Eastern affairs in D.C. I'm not sure how straight my facts are there, so if I messed some of that up, which I probably did, then you can just GET OFF MY BACK!

I'm not sure this was the intention of the film, but it made me consider studying Arabic. There's a lot going down over there, and the politics are really interesting. It made me want to know more about what's going on in that area of the world. I didn't realize it was a Ridley Scott film until afterwards, so it wasn't quite up to par with other films he's made (I'm a pretty big Ridley Scott fan). I would definitely recommend it, though. There's obviously pretty strong violence in it, but the main thing to watch out for is language. It was rather pervasive. So, if that's really not your cup of tea, and you don't have Clearplay, then maybe this one isn't for you.

Well, there you have it, folks. It's now time for a little game. The challenge is to come up with a storyline for The New SlumBlock Bloom of Lies. It doesn't have to be long; it can merely be a synopsis. Just put it in a comment after this post. Now, for the prize. I will make an audio trailer based on the best plot submitted, and I'll include it in the next post, along with your name and something very, very personal about you! Good Luck!

Thinkers, or Stinkers?

2009-09-17T02:06:00.003-04:00

The answer is "Thinkers." I refer to three films I saw relatively recently that really make you think. I really enjoyed all three of them, and I only threw the "Stinkers" in there just because it sounded good. I didn't see these in the theater, but I haven't posted anything in a long while, so here it goes...

Sunshine

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 75%

My Score: 9/10

I really, really enjoyed this movie. It's a little more intellectual than a standard sci-fi, but with all the great special effects I expect in one. The plot sounds pretty hokey when you hear it - the sun is dying, and so a group of scientists flies to the sun to deliver an enormous nuclear bomb, hoping to reignite the dying star. Wow, really? Sounds like The Core or something! I know, it sounds pretty dumb. However, I'm really glad I didn't decide to skip it after I read that synopsis, because I ended up loving it.

The pace of the film is quite slow. A lot of the story is told through dialog between the various members of the crew. They represent humanity's last hope of ever having any sun bonuses to enjoy. To add some variety, we see plenty of breathtaking shots of the ship, whether to become familiar with the layout, or to show the scale. I really like the design of their ship, the Icarus II, and they were able to get some amazing graphics with the relatively low budget.

The music deserves a paragraph of its own! Yeah, I'm going there! It really adds to the mood of the film, making it very mystical and thought-provoking. Also, the dramatic scenes are made so much more powerful by the intense moments in the score.

Another thing I want to bring up is how grounded everything is. The filmmakers went through great pains to ensure the believability of everything they do. The technology isn't ridiculously advanced, the physics are accurate, the whole thing just feels like it really could happen that way.

If you can handle a bit of a slower pace, I would strongly recommend this one. I saw it three times within a week after I first saw it. There are so many cool things to notice each time. I also have to add that it is stunning on blu-ray.

Solaris

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 64%

My Score: 7.5/10

Overall, I would say I really enjoyed this movie. This is another sci-fi that really makes you think. Thought it, too, has some really neat visual moments, they certainly are not the focus. I felt quite confused pretty much the whole time as I watched it, though I only saw it once. Many connections are made by the end, but there is also plenty left for the viewer to think about once it's all over. If you don't like confusing movies, certainly avoid this one.

It's hard for me to write too much about it, A) because I need to be really careful not to give anything away, and B) I've only seen it once, and so my understanding of everything would be greatly improved after a second viewing. There was plenty of suspense, though, which kept it interesting almost the whole time, as you're trying to figure out what's going on. There was also a lot of romance, including some shots of George Clooney's rear-end. A lot of the story is based on his character's relationship with his wife.

I give the film a high score because it was very well made. It's interesting, the visual effects are beautiful, and the plot constantly keeps you guessing what's going on. It certainly isn't mainstream, though, so it's not for everyone.

The Fountain

I think I'm actually going to wait to write this review. I absolutely loved this film, but there was so much I didn't understand after 1 viewing, that I don't think I can do it justice at this point. I ordered it on DVD, though, so I'll soon get the chance to understand it more. It's no light movie, that's for sure. Like I said, I loved it and would recommend it to those who like to think hard about movies, but I'll write more later.

The diamond in the rough...

2009-08-17T17:20:00.005-04:00

I saw two new movies last week from two different ends of the movie spectrum. The first is like the black velvet that makes the diamond that much more brilliant. Let us first discuss that black velvet...

G.I. Joe: Rise of Quaid

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 38%

My Score: 3/10

I'm sorry I have to address this one first. It was such a bad one! And yes, the title is really "Rise of Cobra," but Dennis Quaid played a much more pivotal role for my movie experience than Cobra did! I laughed my tuckus off every time he was on screen! He's such a goof, and I refuse to take him seriously! He provided infinitely more comedic relief than Marlon Wayans, who was just about as funny as I expected he would be. No, wait, I'd like to correct that. Despite my dismally low expectations for him, he somehow managed to disappoint me.

Allow me to provide an example. As he's chasing a bad guy in his Master Chief suit, all the while dodging missiles like an Autobot, Wayans chases Stormshadow into the kitchen of some random office building. In a desperate attempt to flee, the villain throws a pot of hot tomato sauce all over Marlon Wayans' helmet, rendering him temporarily but deliciously blind. When Wayans reunites with his purely scientifically-oriented (and therefore initially not believing in emotions) love interest, she asks him, "Is that blood?" In order to avoid an outrageously long, horrific, and otherwise embarrassing story, Wayans simply replies, "Tomato sauce. Don't ask!" All I can say is, thank goodness for Dennis Quaid!

Now, G.I. Joe does get some props, for its imagination. The action sequences had a lot of special effects, and had some cool ideas, but absolutely nothing in the entire film is believable. Nothing! It starts with Christopher Eccleston introducing this ridiculously dangerous "nano-bot" weapon, with the power to eat through any material and even destroy an entire city unless deactivated, to the UN, and absolutely no one objects. NO ONE! Not a single person points out the potential catastrophic consequences of such a super weapon. The only reaction, other than awe, is that Dennis Quaid leans forward slightly in his seat and seems to be thinking about something. None of the CG effects are even remotely convincing, and the technology is completely bonkers! Yes, I just said bonkers! I can't think of any other adjective to appropriately describe it. The events are supposed to take place in the 'near future,' but it's all so ludicrously beyond what we currently have!

Now, I don't want to leave you with the impression that you shouldn't see this film. By all means, with the right people, G.I. Joe's a riot! I enjoyed myself immensely! The laughs just kept on coming, but not as the filmmakers intended. Nothing, however, can top the amazingly appropriate brief cameo. If you're going to see this movie and you don't want to spoil the surprise then just wait and see. For anyone else, click here, and your reaction will be something like, "Oh yeah, I could see him appearing in this!" And now, for the diamond...

District 9

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 88%

My Score: 10/10

That's right, folks, I gave District 9 a ten out of ten! It was THAT good! I was excited from the moment I saw the first trailer several months ago, and from then on, my excitement continued to increase. So, I had really high expectations when I finally saw it, and the film only exceeded them! It was SO GOOD!

The premise for District 9 is that an enormous alien ship arrived on Earth, hovering several hundred meters above the ground, about 20 years ago, and were for some reason unable to leave. The ship stopped above Johannesburg, South Africa. Eventually, the aliens were "rescued" from the starving conditions on the ship, and were integrated with the human population below, until tensions grew to violence, and the aliens were forced into a specific area within the city. So, the story starts 20 years after that, with the alien presence no longer new and novel. In fact, there's no gradual build-up to a dramatic reveal of the aliens at all, rather they're present from the beginning and filmed naturally, as if they're just people on news footage. The film was made documentary-style, with interviews from various residents of South Africa, and has that handheld, slightly grainy look throughout.

The special effects are completely flawless! The aliens are so cool-looking, and they really look like they could actually be there! I don't know if they were all done completely CG, or if some of it was practical, but it all looks real. The action keeps you extremely interested to whole time, not knowing what will happen next. This is lead actor Sharlto Copley's first role ever, and he's so good! He plays a rather goofy South African guy who's somewhat of a leader in the company that, to some extent, governs the aliens.

One of the most impressive things about District 9 is that it only had a $30 million budget! I mean, yeah, that is a rather hefty sum of money, and I wouldn't consider it small if someone just handed it to me on the street, but comparatively speaking, that's a small budget! It made the first-time director, Neill Blomkamp, get very creative in order to tell the story he envisioned, and to do it well. The thing is, the film isn't impressive simply because it had such a small budget. The effects don't look spectacular only considering how much money they had to do them. It holds up to any other movie, even those effect-crazy blockbusters that have all the money and big names in the world. I can't think of how this film could have been made better, hence the ten out of ten. Just as a warning, though, the violence is quite intense, and there is a slew of profanity. The good thing is that most of the time, the f-bomb sounds more like "fook" with that crazy South African accent. Go see it!

2009 Movies I've Seen in the Theatre

2009-08-12T16:39:00.008-04:00

There should be no question as to what this post is about after that rather descriptive title. Please, pardon the British spelling of "theater;" I often can't help myself. In case you don't understand the title, I'll be trying to recount all the movies I've seen in the theater since I got home. These will be mini reviews to catch up to present day. As far as I can tell, the next movie I'll be seeing in the theater is District 9, so I want to be up-to-date by then. I'm going this way!

Quantum of Solace

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 65%

My Score: 8/10

First, I'd like to make a note that Casino Royale was the last movie I saw in a theater before I left for Hungary, while Quantum of Solace (the sequel) was first one I saw after Hungary. Pretty cool timing, eh? You're now intillectually a bit richer for knowing this bit of trivia. Anywho, I absolutely loved Casino Royale when I saw that years ago, and I bought the DVD since then. It's easily my favorite Bond film (I've only seen a couple of the ones with Pierce Brosnan)--an overall solid film. It made a great impression and quite successfully rebooted the Bond series. Quantum, however, didn't seem to fill the sizable shoes left by its predecessor.

If a sweet action flick is what you want, Quantum of Solace is sure to satisfy. It is absolutely packed full with awesome action sequences, including foot, car, boat, and even air chases! This film continued that gritty, rough-around-the-edges style of action that I loved in the first film. While it was overall pretty similar to Casino Royale, it simply didn't leave such a significant impression with me. Daniel Craig did a great job again, as did the other actors, but apart from its action, it just didn't leave me with anything new. Part of what made Casino so great was that it really stood out from the other Bond films. Now, that isn't to say this is the Mission: Impossible series' MI 2, but I felt like it didn't quite take the series much further. Good movie, though. Worth at least renting, likely even buying.

Okay, I'll try to do smaller reviews of the rest...

Coraline

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 88%
My Score: 8.5/10

I thoroughly enjoyed this one. It was directed by Henry Selick, who directed Nightmare Before Christmas (... no, it wasn't Tim Burton! Burton wrote and produced Nightmare). The animation was really cool, and the story was great, too. I laughed quite a bit at the kinda odd humor. Now, overall, I would say it's as good as Nightmare, but the main thing missing was Danny Elfman's amazing music. That's not to say the music wasn't good, but it wasn't as memorable or impactful as Nightmare's.

All in all, I would strongly recommend adding it to your movie collection. Also, I would recommend getting the edition that comes in 3D, as the 3D animation was done very well. Blu-ray would probably be considerably better, if possible.

Monsters Vs. Aliens

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 72%

My Score: 7.5/10

This movie was pretty much exactly what I expected: a cool, CG-animated comedy with lots of laughs and a somewhat acceptable storyline. With voices like Seth Rogen, Will Arnett, and Hugh Laurie, it definitely delivered on the laughs! It was quite funny throughout the film, and they used the 3D animation pretty well. Like I expected, the storyline was somewhat acceptable, but in a movie like this, who cares? You don't go to see a movie like this expecting something Pixar would deliver; you go to laugh and enjoy the cool 3D effects! And, in this respect, it pulled through. I'm not sure it's worth buying, but definitely worth a rental.

Terminator: Salvation

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 33%

My Score: 7/10

Okay, as flawed as this film was, don't take Rotten Tomatoes' word that it was twice as bad as Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (RT gave that one a 70%!). While it had its share of plotholes and story weaknesses, it was still very enjoyable. As far as story weaknesses are concerned, it was the lack of attention given to the main character, Marcus, played by Sam Worthington, that really hurt the film. Apparently, John Connor's role, played by Christian Bale, was originally supposed to be much smaller, and by devoting more story to him, they compromised the potential progression of Marcus.

Despite these (and many other) flaws, it was a lot of fun to watch. The action scenes were incredible and very well dispersed throughout the film. As far as the Terminator series is concerned, I watched the first three movies the same week I saw Salvation and thereby noticed a whole bunch of little hints and references I probably wouldn't have, otherwise. It really felt like a Terminator film. So, I recommend at least renting it. I'll probably even buy it!

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 97%

My Score: 9.5/10

As can be expected from anything Pixar puts out, Up was phenominal. It offered a completely original storyline with amazing animation. The film follows an old man on his last great adventure of his life, along with many friends he makes along the way. Unlike many other 3D animated movies of its kind, it didn't use any "gag 3D." In other words, the 3D animation simply enhanced the images you saw, instead shoving three-dimensional objects in your face to try and inpress you (though that kind of 3D has its place and isn't always a bad thing). The characters were very memorable, as well as hilarious! I never had any idea what was going to happen next as the story kept taking interesting turns. The way they told his life story was very interesting and touching. It was very great movie--definitely one to own.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 20%

My Score: 5/10

Hmm, I'm not quite sure what to say about this one. It was all over the place! On one hand, the action was so mindblowingly awesome, but on the other, everything else was so amazingly crappy! I've heard this movie explained as "the first Transformers times ten in every way." Ten times the Bayhem, ten times the robots, ten times the ridiculous parents, ten times the Megan Fox, ten times the attempt at plot; everything! There are too many plotholes to count, littered throughout the "film." It raises lots of questions when you think about it. For instance, it opens with a scene in which the Autobots, along with the humans, are hunting down and brutally murdering the hiding, docile Deceptacons, who are just minding their own business--for no apparent reason! There's even a "robot heaven" at one point! It's so outrageous!!!

Now, the only reason this movie get's any number out of 10 is the action. In-freakin-credible! The first time I watched it (yes, unfortunately, that does imply I watched it on a subsequent occasion), I was giggling throughout every action scene! It was so awesome! There was so much robot fighting, and it was done so well! I know what you're thinking--This is the part when you're gonna tell us it's not even worth renting. Wrong! I'm gonna buy it on Blu-ray. Why? Because I wanna see all that fighting again and again, without having to see the rest of it! At least rent it, but you may want to buy it just for that!

Year One

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 16%

My Score: 5/10

Not much to say about this one. As you can probably guess, it's not a very good movie. It's one of those movies that just tries hard enough to make you laugh so that you'll forget the other necessary components of a good film. Now, it was very funny. I laughed quite a bit, after the first half hour or so. If you've seen the trailers ad commercials, you've seen the first half hour of the film, pretty much. After that, though, it got...better? Well, it had stuff I hadn't seen already. I would say this is worth a rental if you like Jack Black and/or Michael Cera. It's got a lot of funny names (David Cross, Paul Rudd, etc.), but it's kinda hit-and-miss. I would certainly never buy this one.

Moon

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 90%

My Score: 9/10

Moon was such a fantastic film! I loved it so much. As a bit of a warning, it is very slow-paced, so if you easily get bored, this isn't for you. The story was very original and engaging. I really liked the music, too, which greatly enriches the storytelling. Sam Rockwell's performance was just about perfect. Basically, he's on a moon facility, harvesting a helium3 fuel. He's been there for just about 3 years, and he's got two weeks left before he can come home. Things start to go awry, though, and you're left guessing what's going on the whole time. I strongly recommend it.

AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE!

Post #1 - The Hurt Locker

2009-08-07T15:44:00.008-04:00

Well, here goes my first post on this blog. Welcome to The Christophilm Blog. To be honest, I never thought I'd have my own blog until I'm married, but here I am anyway! Since I got back from my mission at the end of last year, I've watched A LOT of movies. I watched a lot before my mission as well, but I really kicked it into overdrive this year. With the help of friends and family, Netflix, and an extremely easy job, I've probably seen around 300 movies since getting back from Hungary! Anyway, I'd like to start writing about those movies and any new ones I see. I'm not sure who will care about what I think of these movies, seeing as I'm no professional critic or nuffin', but I hope I can provide some weighty insight.

The Hurt Locker
Rotten Tomatoes score - 98%
My Score - 9/10

So, my first post will be about the most recent film I saw, The Hurt Locker. For a synopsis, visit the main site. Basically, it is a war movie that follows an American bomb-defusal squad in 2004 Iraq. It is rated R for "war violence and language." This is because the filmmakers went for a very gritty, realistic effect, which includes all the blood and f-bombs and "shnikies" that go with that. In fact, there were probably about 5 times more f-bombs than Iraqi bombs! I'm sorry, I had to.

I really enjoyed the film. It was so different than anything else I've seen, which is likely why it's getting such great reviews. Now, I tend to not predict things when I watch movies. I don't know if I'm just too stupid and gullible, or what, but I like to think I have the ability to just switch off the ol' noggin and enjoy the ride. Therefore, when people tell me they saw things coming, or they guessed the end from the beginning, I just kinda chuckle to myself and think, "Hmm, I definitely didn't!" That said, I still have a sense of film formulas (filmulas?), and how movies often progress. The Hurt Locker, however, doesn't really fit into anything I've seen. They often shake things up (or in this case blow things up) to remind you that you haven't seen this before. The suspense is handled masterfully. The filmmakers put you on the edge of your seat as long as they can by drawing out the action scenes and by putting you right there in the action. I found myself exhaling quite loudly when the scenes finally ended!

It's hard for me to say that the film provides a realistic look into the Iraqi war, seeing as I've never experienced anything like that, but it really does feel accurate. The movie looks at how the war affects the soldiers externally as well as internally. It opens with a quote that, among other things, says, "War is a drug," and then focuses on how this applies to the main character, Will James (Jeremy Renner), throughout the film. We see how he flourishes in the heat of combat, how he is, in fact, rather addicted to the rush, and how that affects those around him.

To sometimes break up the rather serious nature of the film, there are many funny moments, often provided by Jeremy Renner's character. He plays a really cocky but funny guy, who never really seems to take things seriously. Unfortunately, I felt like I had already seen most of the funny parts in the trailer, which lessened the impact when I was watching the movie. If you have seen the trailer, though, there are still many great parts left in the movie, so don't worry.

Now, at this point, you're probably wondering, "Wait a minute, Chris! You gave this movie a less-than-perfect score of 9 out of 10, yet you haven't mentioned a single negative point! What's the deal? I mean, are you even...etc." Jeez, hold your horses, and I'll explain! Well, though I can't really come up with a solid aspect of the movie to criticize, it simply isn't a movie I would watch over and over again. In other words, I didn't love it. True, I don't see how they could have done it better, but that doesn't make it one of my all-time favorites. There, you happy? Get off my back, already!

Well, that's that. If you have any questions about the film, my review, or about me personally, please leave a comment. If you've already seen The Hurt Locker, tell me what you liked or didn't like about it. Well, have a day!

B-t-dubs, if you're curious, click here!